Submitted by rainydayz on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:05
Comments (apparently) from actual Doctors reports :
Submitted by rainydayz on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:04
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Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires 'n stuff.
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"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Submitted by rainydayz on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:02
At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles per gallon."
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
"If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:"
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